A response to the "PITY-ING MISSY"

I was supposed to give out a reply to her message which contains "PITY" as the most recurring word in it. (Wait, I think I already posted one but I decided to delete it because I am such a good person.. Haha.. Aw...) The reason is because (I'd like to think that) I am a changed--(checks what's inside my pants...I still have it)--man (and also thanks to Ami's blog).

Here's her post that I read in the Friendster Bulletin (the ones which are in black and are enclosed in a parenthesis are my side-comments...hehe):

"PITY those who can't accept defeat," but we weren't defeated!! (rrright...self-preservation) So,can I say "PITY those who were cheated"? (this isn't exactly news. they always claim they're being cheated)

That wearing of black was a sign of excruciating grudge of the oh-so-dirrrrrteeeeeeeeee fight! (excruciating grudge? that right there is new. by the way, only those who are dirty can see dirt)

You were good though, but so sad, we are the best and no one can ever change that. (I could just slap her with the enormous palm of my hand 18 times. Dang! This woman is looking for a hard one! But I won't do it. I never hurt women. Or do I?)

As to oak tree, yeah! go give shelter.. (i wonder what her problem with oak trees is)

and to "Ms. What is Global warming?," your answer's quite ok.. only you didn't got the question 'cause you answered a different one. Didn't your teachers taught you what's the difference between "HOW" & "WHAT"? ...SHAME TO THAT!! (all of a sudden I wanna be her English tutor)

Hmnn.. with your debaters, go and find glory 'cause it will NEVER be yours. (uhmm, abaskerow nalang ta ani! hahaha...palaparo ka'g medal gang?)
You may be the "CHAMPS???" (what a question mark!!) (yeah, I agree! Look how many question marks you used there! dang!) but does that go the same way as the people see you??? (uhh...what?? rephrase! rephrase!)

C'mon!! Don't be too overwhelmed like "MR. NATIONALISM".. (who exactly is Mr. Nationalism, anyway??) haaayy.. (awww...exhausted much? English is hard, huh? tsk, tsk...don't worry, I'll tutor you!)

I never thought you were that "LOW BROWED"(ahhh, "low-browed". I doubt if she even knows what this word means). No offense though! Hahahahah!!!! uh oh, that's another shame.(uhmm..I wish I could get her joke.. tsk, tsk.. I just HAVE to have her as one of my tutees!!!)

Oh boy, that bottle!! ^_^ (abaskerow nalang again! I promised my bestfriend na kasi. Aw. Hehe. Love you, Bai!)

Good thing it didn't go to the right place (trash cans) (setting some specifications, i see..haha) because surely what you did made you appear worse than the WORST TRASH CAN. (what we did? you mean beating you? oopss...sorry! I wonder what that makes you ??---individual "you" ni ako pasabot ha? si Ms. Pity lang. Hmmm... How about the trash that's thrown in the trash can?)

Kudos to you (why, thank you!), in fairview (another attempt at making a joke). Make sure you'll do it clean next time (make sure you clean your grammar first! again, I'm free to tutor you!). LoLz!! hawhawhaw..(this must be some kind of primitive language that traces back to Atilla the Hun) ^_^ (trying to flare us up)

There. I just made an analysis of her work. Ain't I good?! Ahaha.. This will be the last time (I hope) that I'll be dissing on the Pol Sci-ABEO-CASS EC hate fest. It's getting pretty old (yet still a bit tempting, though)... And I also have to keep my promise. :D

Anyway, to the Pity-ing Missy, here's a friendly ABEAN tip:

"did/does/do" should be followed by the base form of the verb...

for example:

• Didn't your teachers ever teach you that? (correct)
• Didn't your teachers ever taught you that? (wrong)

• ...only you didn't got the question 'cause you answered a different one. (wrong)
• ...only you didn't get the question 'cause you answered a different one. (correct)

• Does giving you a fair fight necessarily equate to letting you win? (correct)
• Does giving you a fair fight necessarily equated to letting you win? (wrong)

Now you tell me who needs pitying. ^_^ (and just in case you didn't get the verbal irony, it's you dearest. You need some pitying while I need some parteeeeihhh-ing! Ali na, Bai! Party na ta! Aw...Hehehe!)